In 2006 Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman imparted the New Years Resolution's of characters from their collaborated work Good Omens, the angelic Aziraphale and the demonic Crowley.

Re-posted for your reading pleasure under the cut.

( Resolution #10: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design - despite the fact that the human airway crosses the digestive tract. Who thought that was intelligent? )